“You have to speak English.” Anyway, the reason I’m reaching out is the northern part of the kingdom, namely Greenland, the world’s largest distraction. “India in revolt.” “Protesters smoked out by the police.” Here’s why invading Greenland, the easy way or the hard way, would be bad for America and for the world. So Trump invading Greenland is not going to help America’s place on the global stage or at home. Greenland owns Greenland. And frankly, we don’t want that mess spilling into Greenland or Europe — or Legoland, for that matter.
