IN LOCAL NEWS:• Just in case you're wondering, it's Thursday, and NO... the National Guard has NOT been deployed into Portland yet, despite what King Fool is squealing on social media. After City Council put a cap on the rampant use of cop overtime after they spent a whopping $875,000 (!) • More good news: In response to King Dipshit's order to militarize Portland with 200 National Guard troops, we're getting an extra "emergency" World Naked Bike Ride this year! (Ooooh, I bet the number of National Guard volunteers just shot way up!) But for now, take a moment and watch this heartbreakingly sweet love letter to Portland, from the great and hilarious comedian Atsuko Okatsuka.
