Obviously, they can’t know you get your favorite songs and personality from Spotify’s “my life is a movie” playlist, which you browse through now. As playlist after playlist fails to move you, for the first time since coming to Cornell, you walk to the dining hall unaccompanied by music. Distraught, you hurry over to Willard Straight Hall, where you are welcomed by a poster sale. It lets out an atavistic shriek, the sound of which causes a portal to open in the middle of Ho Plaza. It presents you with a cryptic list of songs:The three aliens then shuffle through the portal whence they came and leave forever.

Source: Daily Sun March 02, 2026 16:24 UTC