I didn’t get down to the Parliament Square gloat-fest to hear everyone do a Vera Lynn as it looked a bit Eartha Kitt. I just sat at home, making bonging noises with the cat’s litter tray at 11pm, thinking of the future. Homeless beggars will get a boost as half the country refuses to have the new Brexit coin in their pocket and tosses it to them. Those Brexit MEPs won’t be able to act like football hooligans by metaphorically showing their hairy backsides to the European Parliament in our name. The next General Election won’t be a toxic issue for Labour, who last time took all the flak for what was a Tory Civil War.

Source: Daily Mirror February 01, 2020 06:45 UTC