Ha ha ha ha. I said, “Wilfred what happened?” He said, “Uncle total confusion, one million apologies, by mistake your trousers went into wrong batch. Wilfred said, “Uncle one new shop has opened nearby.”Madam/ sir, I went to the shop. I said, “Please give trousers for respectable retired man, no jeans type, no baggy, no trouser with pocket outside, and not one single hole should be there.”He said, “Very good sir,” and then asked me whether I am wanting Cowboy fit, Dancer fit, Diplomat fit, or Holiday fit. Cowboy is tight, Dancer is slim, Diplomat is medium, and Holiday is relaxed fit.”I said, “Ok you bring Diplomat, please.” Then he said, “Uncle whether you want low-rise, high-rise or medium-rise Diplomat.” I said, “Thambi have you seen superhit Mammooty film Oru CBI Diary Kurippu?”He said, “Uncle, what is a mammooty?”I said, “In that movie also Mammooty did not ask murderer so many questions.

Source: The Hindu November 16, 2019 11:26 UTC