— ‘Soccer-Mom Hell” in National Review, 1998Female athletesThe women tennis pros don’t really want equal pay for equal work. Here’s the rule change I propose: No more women refs, no women announcers, no women beer venders, no women anything. Women are permitted to participate, if and only if, they look like Bonnie Bernstein. Bonnie Bernstein should wear a halter top. More probing interviews by Bonnie Bernstein.

Source: New York Times April 23, 2019 18:22 UTC