Something is terribly wrong here: Iowa, a far-off land of snow and butter, failed to give our Ronbo a win. Despite all of this, despite Casey wearing extra-tight jeans to campaign events, Ronbo failed to win a single county. Iowa Republicans are very white, as white as a Moms for Liberty orgy, as white as a debutante in an ice storm, as white as George Washington’s Sunday-go-to-meeting wig. The spirit of RonboSome so-called “pundits” say he is kaput, done, finito. He’ll hold his breath until he’s blue and scream until he’s sick because it’s your fault, not his.

Source: New York Times January 21, 2024 14:37 UTC