Photo: Claire Lower Photo: Claire LowerMy first “serious” boyfriend did not like chocolate. Photo: Claire Lower Photo: Claire LowerI must confess this is not a Claire Lower Original Thought. G/O Media may get a commissionProof that Beth did this.Screenshot: Claire Lower Proof that Beth did this.Screenshot: Claire LowerThis is a brilliant idea—which makes sense, because Beth is known for her brilliance. Edit any labeling on the box as needed—change “Whitman’s Sampler” to “MEAT Sampler” for example—then close the box and give the heartcuterie to your meat- and/or cheese-loving beloved. Make sure to use the word “heartcuterie.” Puns are very sexy.

Source: The Nation February 12, 2021 15:00 UTC