The health secretary, Matt Hancock (sorry, Matt Hancock? Get rid of those boring blue scrubs and put the surgeons in yellow coats with stripy stockings, a big red wig and clown make-up. That’ll cheer patients up who’ve been waiting four years for an operation on a broken trolley in a cold corridor. He meant that after decades of failing to hit waiting list targets, the obvious thing is for the NHS to stop doing medicine and start doing burgers. Everyone loves burgers and with 1.5 million employees in the UK compared to McDonald’s poxy 375,000 worldwide, the NHS…

Source: The Times November 30, 2018 17:03 UTC