The moment all male promulgation instruments are neutered, the rat race will end. According to a scientific study published elsewhere in this newspaper, the human male sperm count is not just declining, but the human male organ is shrinking in size as well, which means that by 2044, even those who wish to fire blanks will have no guns to fire with. As a result, Kenyan women who have been shackled to the proceeds of sleaze will break out in song and dance, shaking their bits to the timeless Luhya dirge, Luwere (it is over). The moment all male promulgation instruments are neutered, the rat race will end. Take a surveyThen again, it would be nice to disband the human race.

Source: Standard Digital May 09, 2021 18:51 UTC