Coronavirus is a slow-motion horror film. Last week, he debuted “The Coronavirus Song.” The verses describe various bucket-list items we might try to get to — and quickly. And Dyszel won’t be appearing in person, but via video. “And I don’t want to have to bite some sanitizer.”The Count is scheduled to return to the AFI in person in July. Fingers crossed the pandemic will be receding in the rearview mirror by then — even if the Count can’t see himself in it.

Source: Washington Post March 15, 2020 20:15 UTC