Noah Cyrus, 18-year-old sister of Miley and former girlfriend of something called a Lil Xan, is not one to scrounge for dollars underneath couch cushions. Nope, she’s going the extra, inspiring mile, by selling her tears online. !” and tees with father Billy Ray’s face and the words to his iconic song “Achy Breaky Heart.”But the real kicker is a translucent little bottle of what we can only assume are her very real tears, labelled “Noah Cyrus Tears,” just in case you mix it up with your Evian. A whopping $12,000 — a drop in the bucket for the thirsty uber fan. The item description listed on the website reads, “This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness.”No word on how they were collected or measured.

Source: National Post September 20, 2018 15:56 UTC