The Food Sniffer (£105, myfoodsniffer.com): organic chemical sensors housed in a plastic baton. “My dog’s got no nose.” “How does he smell other dogs’ anuses?” “He obviously can’t, you insensitive arsehole.” (I may have misremembered the details.) It’s not just tragic, hypothetical dogs that will benefit from this device, a portable electronic nose that does your sniffing for you. They’re what we smell when we smell smells.) It is dangerous to eat this chicken as the spoilage process started some time ago.” I mean, damn.

Source: The Guardian November 23, 2016 08:37 UTC