The tables were set up in splendour, and assorted hard and soft beverages and appetizers were set in complicated artistic designs. Most of us had not “sessioned” with red wine before and we could be forgiven for thinking that it was some of juice with red colouring. He had also taken more than his equitable share of the red juice. According to Louis Third Law of Inverse Proportions, the age of your dancing partner is inversely proportional to amount of red juice that you have consumed. The party was awash with drama, and thanks to the red juice that kept flowing, there were very few occurrences that did not generate a certain amount of amusement.

Source: Daily Nation December 30, 2019 08:03 UTC