I have changed my mind: General Buhari should rule Nigeria from London, and I tell the following tale with my tongue firmly in my cheek. Oga, “please read this!” Mr. President, please read this!” “Sir, this needs urgent attention!”How many things will the president read? In London, walahi, Buhari does not have to worry about #EndSARS. They know that as a man of honour, Buhari does not like to squander his people’s money on his expensive private treatment. This is why the London doctors give him free treatment, setting Buhari free to eat all the fish and chips he desires and to spend his time in front of his television.

Source: Punch June 27, 2021 00:33 UTC