To help me, I approached Apostle Elkana, The Revered Spiritual Superintendent of THOAG (The Holiest of All Ghosts) Tabernacle Assembly. Apostle Elkana excommunicated me from his church for failing to collect sadaka. Sandra, Tito’s wife started cooking stuff on Friday night. Sandra went to tell them that the function - and food – was only for the candidates and their parents. Soon it was only Tito, Sandra, Apostle Elkana and I.

Source: Daily Nation October 29, 2016 21:11 UTC