We’re assuming Ashley hasn’t read the conclusions to that intelligence report about the prince’s own dark forces. Ashley has been unfortunate to fall foul of the old “dark forces” before. And perhaps it was “dark forces” at work in his warehouses that led to a select committee of MPs finding that staff had been subject to “appalling working practices” and treated “as commodities rather than as human beings”. Like the little kid in The Omen, “dark forces” just follow Ashley wherever he goes. “That might affect whoever gets into fourth position or the [Big Cup].

Source: The Guardian May 07, 2021 14:48 UTC