Welcome aboard the all-new Great British Railways — only available in England because we will not be in hoc to any union. This is your patriotic high-speed service stopping at Barnard Castle, Rule Britannia Parkway, Boudicca Junction and Spam Central. Alight at Captain Tom Airport for flights to Barbados only. SponsoredThis all-new service is owned and run under a single national leadership but is definitely not nationalised. We have rejected the Corbyn Trains model of state-owned trains paid for by the state and have instead opted for privately owned trains paid for by the state.

Source: The Times May 21, 2021 16:06 UTC