Pakistan has inadvertently recognised the State of Israel after social media celebrity Hareem Shah accidentally pulled a lever under the Prime Minister’s chair at the Foreign Office building here in Islamabad. “This is a very serious and unfortunate development and I will be reading a prepared statement soon enough,” said Foreign Office spokesperson Dr Faisal. Upon wanting to lower the seat to her level, she pulled a critical lever under the PM’s chair, which had the controls for establishing diplomatic ties with Israel. A silly little social media influencer type?”“Now if it were that other one,” clarified the source, trailing off in a wistful smile. If she had done it, I might have been a tad more forgiving.”Shah’s visit, however, was not all bad.

Source: Pakistan Today October 26, 2019 10:52 UTC