This is very modern stuff, in line with the contemporary image the royals are keen to promote. Another was “dicking around on a birthing ball and fell off, cracking his skull on the ground”. And one fool kept cracking jokes, culminating in “ever had a baby come out a different colour to the parents?”“Does blue count?” he replied. On the whole, I think the place for the father is the pub, wetting the little un’s head rather than bothering the medics. Bonding will come, when baby starts to walk, talk, sulk and misbehave, and eventually ask for the deposit on a flat.

Source: Daily Mirror May 09, 2019 21:16 UTC