Auckland cars should all be the same colour, like plain-packaged cigarettes, whatever that camouflage, bad-omen vomit colour is. That's two crises sorted at once, just from the magic of road tolls. Auckland cars should be taxed, say 200 per cent, like a vice. Related Content Raybon Kan: Paula Bennett and the eight homeless bears Raybon Kan: Hillary's arrival a US-style Wags-to-riches narrative Tua to join in on park-up crusadeLike tax on a smoker, a toll would stop this vice of communal, herd-mentality driving. Then you'd have to tell them: No, that's not a carpark, that's the Northwestern Motorway.

Source: New Zealand Herald June 22, 2016 16:52 UTC