You will remember that I have an elephantine Christmas demand list from Queen, my one and only wife and mother of my boys. I started imagining how I would give Queen a pleasant surprise by giving her more than she had asked for. More money had been poured to ensure that I fail to meet Queen’s demand list, thereby convincing her that her eyes and brains were on leave when she settled on me for her husband. I have become a conduit for large sums of money ending in the greedy hands of money eaters of the countryside. The cost of transport shall be fifty percent more than the normal price.

Source: Daily Nation January 01, 2020 09:45 UTC