And an opening quip? “Only a terrible rejection this year allowed me to be here with you tonight,” Penn deadpanned. “For the first time in many years, I applied for a job — a real job job — and I felt that I was qualified and really felt in my heart and soul that I would be hired. But for some reason, President Trump didn’t see me as his chief of staff.”

Source: Los Angeles Times January 06, 2019 23:03 UTC