Kids may say the darndest things, but parentspost about them in the funniest ways. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms like X, Threads and Bluesky to spread the joy. — Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) March 11, 2026teenagers will really spend a weekend around you and then at 1:38 am tell you they have a really bad ear infection. 🥲 — Kaci Fennell Shirley (@KaciFen) March 11, 2026After I dropped my daughter off at college, my youngest son said "We're finally empty nesters. — Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 10, 2026Advertisement AdvertisementParenting teens is like trying to download a software update that refuses to install.

Source: Huffington Post March 13, 2026 23:11 UTC