I need another haircut. My last haircut, it went poorly. I locked myself in the bathroom with the cordless hair clippers and only the vaguest of notions. When I emerged, my wife laughed like I hadn’t heard her laugh in years—loud, staccato, Woody Woodpecker-style guffaws. Let me get the camera!

Source: Wall Street Journal May 11, 2020 13:59 UTC