We already know his rally in Tulsa led to a surge in cases there. At this point, Trump rallies are on the list of high-risk activities, just like doorknob licking, hugging everyone on the subway and eating shrimp at the strip club buffet.” — SETH MEYERS"And I’m not even really sure what rally attendees are getting out of it for all the risks they’re taking. Most of the time he just stands there sweating profusely and complaining about things he recently watched on TV.” — SETH MEYERS“His rallies are like karaoke night at the concussion ward. You could safely get the same experience Facetiming with your uncle who lives in Boca and eats dinner every night at 4:30 at Red Lobster. You know your campaign is going well when even C-SPAN2 says, ‘Nah, we’re good.’” — JIMMY FALLON

Source: New York Times September 24, 2020 07:07 UTC