Coronavirus from bats, swine flu from pigs, and now marmots are giving us the Black Death: is there an animal on the planet that won't try to kill us?
When Man took the poo to turn it into bio-engineered weapons for fun, Man died in large numbers. Pig coughed on Man, and Man grew terrified. And so Marmot infected Man with the Black Death, which last time out killed 25million people, sparked migrant massacres, and caused overnight economic and social collapse. I have killed billions, but my reign of terror continues because I am too small for Man to eat." The Vegetarian urged Man to stop eating meat, but Man said: "Bacon."
Source: Daily Mirror July 06, 2020 12:39 UTC
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