This just in: Madison Bumgarner is an idiot. Falling down laughing sharks; gleeful sharks, wearing "don't look at me" t-shirts. #dodgers — Amanda Smith (@AmandaRTubbs) April 22, 2017Madison Bumgarner expected to miss 6-to-8 weeks after devouring "easily two dozen" of those silica packets marked DO NOT EAT. pic.twitter.com/Kk2BOyI8QC — Dodgerado (@Dodgerado) April 21, 2017Breaking: Madison Bumgarner injured himself so not to be humiliated by the sudden emergence of Dodger bats against lefties — Andy (@DodgerGirlinPA) April 21, 2017Madison Bumgarner injures himself dirt biking or as Jeff Kent calls it washing his truck. — Batting Stance Guy (@BattingStanceG) April 22, 2017Madison Bumgarner might hurt himself on dirt bikes, but at least he cares about his team by not trying to strike hitters out.

Source: Forbes April 22, 2017 17:30 UTC