Screen the Spitting Image portraits of Boris Johnson and Dominic Cummings the full height of the white cliffs of Dover. Vain, bossy Home Secretary Priti Patel boasts of tough new legislation to deter asylum-seekers that will “send the Left into meltdown.” Charming. Ms Patel is the fortunate daughter of Asian parents who fled here in the 1960s to escape Idi Amin’s dictatorship in Uganda. Chris Philp, her useless Home Office minister, says the Government has a plan to turn back the migrants. Otherwise, we’ll see horrifying pictures of dead babies washed up on Dover beach, and then Ms Patel will be sorry.

Source: Daily Mirror August 13, 2020 17:05 UTC