It’s time for me to quit playing golf. I need to take my golf clubs aboard a deep-sea fishing boat and then drop them in the ocean. Then I need to snorkel to the bottom of the ocean and bury my clubs into the sand, just to make sure the clubs don’t become a reef, and the fish get polluted with my bad golf mojo. I have to do this, because I hate golf, I really do. I could sit in a wooden chair...

Source: Wall Street Journal August 17, 2020 10:41 UTC