It all takes so long to prepare, and now it is finally here. Ladies and gentleman, your dog’s dinner is served:“Urgh, I don’t want it.”“You said you were hungry for Brexit.”“Yes I am but I don’t want this one.”“Well that’s all there is.”“I want something different.”“It’s this, or nothing at all.”“But I don’t want this.”“What’s the matter with it? It’s got lots of the things you like.”“But I don’t like all these yukky bits of Brussels you’ve mixed it up with.”“You can’t just pick and choose. There isn’t time to come up with anything else.”“I do want something but I don’t want this.”“This isn’t an à la carte restaurant. I’ve done my best with…

Source: The Times November 26, 2018 09:11 UTC